My brain is weird.

I rewatched the HP4 (Goblet of Fire) film last night, and had to stop a couple of minutes before the end to allow the hysterical giggling to come to a halt. Why? Because when Voldemort says "I'm going to kill you now", he sounds exactly like Rimmer in the "Quarantine" episode of Red Dwarf. He's even zapping his victim with a red beam at the time.

The mental image of the already more-caricature-than-scary Voldemort advancing on Hogwarts wearing a red-and-white checked Gingham dress (and army boots), and discussing his plans with Mister Flibble (who is understandably very cross) was a pleasure to behold, and everyone knows pleasures should be shared :)