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(Warning: arguable poor taste :)

The joke begins:

A ship full of missionaries lands of an island of notorious cannibals (Guernsey, perhaps?) to build a church...

And ends:

"Are you going to eat me too?" asked the priest.

"No," said the cannibal. "I'm Vergertarian."


Now all I need is a middle bit. ;-)

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Date: 2011-02-22 11:41 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] tree_and_leaf
It's a good punchline, though I can't imagine who'd voluntarily eat a virger rather than a priest, mentally comparing the virgers and priests I have known.

Probably someone who didn't like the taste of gin, come to think of it

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Date: 2011-02-23 12:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freya-9.livejournal.com
Highly entertaining nevertheless :D

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