A very incomplete joke

[tigerfort]

(Warning: arguable poor taste :)

The joke begins:

A ship full of missionaries lands of an island of notorious cannibals (Guernsey, perhaps?) to build a church...

And ends:

"Are you going to eat me too?" asked the priest.

"No," said the cannibal. "I'm Vergertarian."


Now all I need is a middle bit. ;-)

Comments

[tree_and_leaf]

It's a good punchline, though I can't imagine who'd voluntarily eat a virger rather than a priest, mentally comparing the virgers and priests I have known.

Probably someone who didn't like the taste of gin, come to think of it

[freya-9.livejournal.com]

Highly entertaining nevertheless :D