Om nom nom nom

I've noticed recently that some fiendish nomster keeps eating my chocolate, and then complaining that there isn't any. This lead me, via my feather-eating nom-de-plume, to the following conclusions:

Unexpectedly not eating things is clearly anomalous behaviour.

If you're hungry all the time, that's the fault of your autonomic nervous system.

And finally, aphorisms concerning food (an apple a day keeps the doctor away, etc) are, naturally, gnomic in nature.

stripey_cat asks whether Om nom nom is what hungry meditators say.