My brain is weird.

[tigerfort]

I've just had a vision of Gollum leaning into a supermarket freezer cabinet, fiddling with the plastic packets and muttering What has it got in its sausages?....

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[stripey-cat.livejournal.com]

Nah, he's checking packets for freezer-burn, and grousing. "Spoiling nice fish, scorching it."